you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I love having hate sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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