Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It's Friday. Sex?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Drake has all the answers
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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