just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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