belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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