question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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