is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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