THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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