The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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