Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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