I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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