WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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