The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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