dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I forget how to act sober
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