She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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