at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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