How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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