Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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