She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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