I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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