I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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