No awkward lesbian experiences without me
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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