Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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