how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
50% drunk capacity currently
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You are the jesus of drinking
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
