U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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