I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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