quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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