She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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