We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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