What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
not ubering you a puppy
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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