Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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