The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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