How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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