kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Randomize