yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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