absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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