I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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