last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
