laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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