So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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