those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I deserve this hangover.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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