I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
pray to the hookup gods
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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