You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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