I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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