Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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