Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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