is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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