My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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