I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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