You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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