Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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