She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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