I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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