Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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